Skamokawa Milk Shot

All of your uncle dads and hot step brothers gather in a circle just off East Valley Road and make themselves cum only by milking their prostate, meaning no hands on their penis at any time during the milking process. Everyone shoots their gunk at the shot glass their Aunt Patsy won at a Bingo in '87 & the last one to self milk has to take the shot before the neighbor's sex toy/pet Opossum gets to it.

Hey Cletus! Uncle pap-pap just blew the shoe horn for everyone to meet up for the Skamokawa Milk Shot. Bring your butt tool.

by ryandainjur November 4, 2021

seamonkeys

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.

John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.

by phrek December 28, 2005

skeemo

An emo kid, or someone who wears tight jeans, has scene haircuts, and is emotional and has been caught cutting their wrists or complaining to the world, AND who also skates and hangs out with skater kids.

I was at a Thursday concert when a skeemo almost hit me with his skateboard.

by Rob Davidson July 18, 2006

rabid seamonkey

When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.

"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"

by Ontario April 5, 2008

seamonkey

A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.

When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.

by vengstro June 27, 2006

Steamon

STEAMON, (ALSO KNOWN AS)
STEAMYDEAMY:

1. One who constantly portrays the act of being "steamy" or angered.

2. Usually the result of being frustrated.

Steamon! You seem like you need some sleep, kid. You're lookin' quite Steamydeamy today.

by Anonymus In Socal May 22, 2008

SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.

*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"

by Twaggleton August 17, 2010