Sososexual

A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.

Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."

by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012

Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep

Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual

by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020

Saiposexual

An ironic misspelling of sapiosexual.

A sexual identity where you're only attracted to smart people, but you're not smart enough to spell sapiosexual.

"That exquisite girl said she's a saiposexual, that she's only attracted to smart people"
"I think she meant sapiosexual"
"Man, that's Alanis Morissette levels of ironic!"

by DexFromPerth July 3, 2021

sosexual

An individual that likes calm (soft) sex

I am sosexual

by Landon Taylor Ramon March 1, 2015

sidsexual

Having a sexual yearning to people named Sid or Sidney

After I met Sid I became a sidsexual.

by jacktoothpaste October 14, 2017

SixtySexual

If you are SixtySexual then you are attracted to middle aged people, more specifically, people around the age of 60.

“Who’s your crush?”
“Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox. I also love Chris Noth”
“Oh so you’re sixtysexual?”
“Of course, dude”

by jamesfromreddit February 10, 2019

Sisexual

When a transgender and the regular format of human makes interactions.

My mom and dad I think i'm sisexual.

by TransStr8 October 29, 2020