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faux pas-sibilities

options that spring to mind when you have the strange urge to make people feel uncomfortable
"oh, the faux pas-sibilities!"
by neibdle August 28, 2006
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Sicilian

Contrary to popular opinion, NOT all Sicilians are dark, so by saying, and I quote,
"they have features like dark curly hair, thick eyebrows and lips, and olive colored skin. Anyone from a place in the Mediteranean sea shoud have those features"
YOU ARE WRONG and you have obviously never spent a lot of time in the Mediterranean or in Sicily because most Sicilians are a mix, as the island was conquered by many different types of people. There are plenty of blond, blue and light Sicilians, just as many as black and dark and curly. Minchia!
Chi talii, sugnu sicula! What are you lookin at, I'm Sicilian!
by SofiaSicula December 29, 2007
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sicilian

By far the sexiest men in the world -- dark brown wavy hair, deep warm brown eyes, solid build, and true romantics. Their culture is rich, and they have strong family values. Find a good one, and you will be satisfied forever.
The most virile men are Sicilian men, who are gorgeous both inside and out.

(This coming from a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Norwegian girl!)
by l_Kristin_l June 8, 2005
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sicilian smile

Cutting a person ear to ear, making it look like a smile, originated by Sicilian mobsters to send a message
They gave Tony a Sicilian smile to tell the La Duca family to back down.
by Tom Schill December 9, 2008
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jay sicilia

A complete and utter boner. When photographed, it comes out darker than it should be.
Dude I just popped a really flacid jay sicilia.

Is that a pitched tent or are you jay sicilia?
by Christopher Robin August 1, 2006
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sicilian

n. A native or inhabitant of Sicily.
adj. Of or pertaining to Sicily or its inhabitants
A Sicilian swam from Sicily to Calabria.

I'd like a Sicilian pie, please.
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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Sicilian

A person from the island of Sicily, or a person whose ancestors came from Sicily. Although the Italian language became the official language of Sicily, Sicilians still speak Sicilian (Sicilianu, not Siciliano) amongst their friends and families.

Sicily is famous for its folk music, food, culture, crime, dark features, and sexy women (and we guys are lady magnets too).

Sicily has been colonized by many different peoples over the past 5000 years. Both white and black, as well as Arab, Greek, French, and Spanish have took over the island. Sicilians are generally dark skinned and have dark features because the dark genes seem to always take over the light genes.

Some of us Sicilians are offended when people say they have negro genes, but I'm ok with that. Proof that we have negro genes is that Sicily has a high rate of sickle cell disease. Sickle cell disease only affects blacks or people with black ancestors. If you look at a sickle cell disease distribution map, the only places where sickle cell is present is Africa, USA, parts of the Middle East, Brazil, some Caribbean islands, and Sicily (and some of south Italy).
Sicilian folk song (that young Vito Corleone sings on Ellis Island):

Avia nu sciacarreddu
Ma veru sapuritu
A mia mi l'amazzari
Poveru sceccu miu.
by MisterNewYorker June 22, 2011
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