Priory of Sion

Made famous by Dan Brown's book "The Da Vinci Code". The orginization was created as a fraud in the late 1960s, though it continues to exist as a myth.

"Did you know Isaac Newton led the Priory of Sion"
"Dude, that ain't real"

by Momoka September 27, 2006

Jungling Sion

Its when you charge across the room and jump and cum on your girlfriend while screaming like Sion ulting

- I just did a Jungling Sion on my girlfriend last night
- Thats so fucking cool bro

by Theredcakejuice June 26, 2016

Priory of Sion

The Priory of Sion was/is a brotherhood that keeps/kept an ancient secret concerning the heritage of Jesus Christ and The Holy Grail. They established the Knights Templar and cherged them with excavating the site under Herod's Temple in search of the grail itself.

He was the leader of the Priory of Sion.

by skinanbones08 March 08, 2005

Fu-Sion

Seventh son of Seventh son-Child destined to life of pain and misery with no start and no end

fu-sion thou art and fu-sion thou shall remain

by Fu-sion January 21, 2012

sion mon

Monobrowed Welshy, so called because he comes from Shir Fon, the same place as the business teacher - see Eagle Eddy Je Pi

Tisio smac?

by Cecil Ignatium June 08, 2004

Chem-sion

its a mixture between chemistry and sexual tension between a boy and a girl, but both party dont act on their desires

two friends boy and girl;
wold like to become more then friend. so they have a chem-sion

by hawaii 5.0 April 22, 2009

sion

bocah freak

everything about him is so perfect to me. he has a big dream and a huge talent! i’m so proud of him. sometimes i can’t understand him. actually i tried but sometimes, he can’t be understood. sion, i hope u can do whatever u want and achieve all ur dreams☺️ remember that u’re enough n u deserves all u want. maybe u will never read this but yea idc🤷🏻 ♀️

by mince bahahah November 24, 2021