Pimpanzee

Ghetto - type mofo of a darker species, particularly an older male (aka silverback or "O.G.") who thinks of himself as some sort of "I earned myself some respect foo!" type of person, justifying to himself and others that wanted his clout by acting as pimp to a handful of trashy ugly white bitches and occasionally buying stuff that the hood doesn't want or need, paid in full with the hooker money. Usually these creatures can be most accurately described as looking like a cross between a caveman, a chimp, and a clusterfuck of bright colored and tasteless knockoff clothes

This pimpanzee is throwing a huge surprise birfday bash for that new ho, that blond they call ivory or some shit....

by jimjones, omnibeing May 27, 2017

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Sexpanzee

An outrageous term that is meant to be flattering.

Often used in a twix moment.

Sounds Like: the word sex and the end of the word chimpanzee put together.
Will leave the reciever of the term/compliment in a state of befudlement to the point that they will not even question your logic or reason.

Girl: I'm going to start wearing this blanket around my head like this. Aren't I cute?? Don't I look cuuuute? huh?

Guy: You look like a monk...

Girl: Whaaa?!

Guy: I mean you look like a total sexpanzee.

Girl: Oh... well alright... hahaha.!

by Danci-Mace-A-Tron December 7, 2011

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