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Michael Simmons

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.
(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.
by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011
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Sicko Mode

When someone is too lit or faded.
"Hey, is he okay?" "Yeah man he's just in sicko mode right now.."
by pranizzle November 18, 2018
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Simmons

The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.
"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."
by hustlersss October 13, 2013
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The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:

1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.

The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."

(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."

(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."

Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."

(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"

(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."

(person #2) "Never heard of it."

(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."

Example #3 (60 years ago)

(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."

(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."

(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010
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Sicko Mode

When you rage or get so pumped up that you start going tryhard.
"I'm about to go sicko mode on these fools"
by CoolCrafter February 7, 2021
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simcognition

A form of knowledge occurring independently of temporal position; a simultemporal incident of cognition, on par with recognition and precognition. It is an experience reported by many people as feeling instantaneous.
She knew him the instant she saw him. The flash of connection was identical to the sensation of encountering someone she had known for years, complete in its essence, lacking only detail. It was not without substance or meaning, carrying its own truth. She came to think of it as simcognition, knowledge upon first sight.
by Monkey's Dad April 11, 2021
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Pulling a Simeon06 in minecraft

Waiting for your enemy to do sometething stupid like falling in the void in minecraft like the famous person Simeon06
"Im gonna pull Simeon06 in minecraft"
Pulling a Simeon06 in minecraft
by Simeon06Licker November 4, 2020
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