Silicon Valley Splif
Silicon Valley Splif by HairyMcCooter007 June 21, 2018
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Silicon Valley Hot Pocket
The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.
See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.
Silicon Valley Hot Pocket by Papajohnathan February 21, 2021
Silicon Valley sober
Silicon Valley sober by Atomix270 June 21, 2022
Silicon Valley Pansy
Silicon Valley Pansy is someone who unmanly in every way. He is likely from the IT field background and will likely reach for the phonebook before he ever tries to do anything himself.
Even lifting up an icechest he'll leave to the girls, because heaven forbid something happens to his precious fingers - how will he work?
Even lifting up an icechest he'll leave to the girls, because heaven forbid something happens to his precious fingers - how will he work?
A guy who likes a girl but is afraid to tell her or give any solid hints, is a Silicon Valley Pansy.
Silicon Valley Pansy by observant gal June 17, 2010
Silicon Valley Steamer
Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.
The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.
The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.
"Did you hear Jim got fired"
"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."
"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."
Silicon Valley Steamer by RazorRay May 29, 2015
Silicon Valley Smackdown
When two Techies have an argument over a topic/object and they get into a physical altercation, it is called a Silicon Valley Smackdown
"Hey Mark, did you and Luke see what happened in the yard earlier, Larry and Tim got themselves into a Silicon Valley Smackdown"
Silicon Valley Smackdown by MuskiChayse October 4, 2020
Silicon Valley Speedball
A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”
“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
Silicon Valley Speedball by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022