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scalia

Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.
"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"
by smendler October 14, 2011
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sicilian

Not an Italian. There is a difference.
If I'm from Sicily, I'm Sicilian, not Italian. C'mon people, it's not that fuckin hard.
by q-mas February 10, 2005
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Sicilian

Contrary to popular opinion, NOT all Sicilians are dark, so by saying, and I quote,
"they have features like dark curly hair, thick eyebrows and lips, and olive colored skin. Anyone from a place in the Mediteranean sea shoud have those features"
YOU ARE WRONG and you have obviously never spent a lot of time in the Mediterranean or in Sicily because most Sicilians are a mix, as the island was conquered by many different types of people. There are plenty of blond, blue and light Sicilians, just as many as black and dark and curly. Minchia!
Chi talii, sugnu sicula! What are you lookin at, I'm Sicilian!
by SofiaSicula December 29, 2007
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antonin scalia

Italian Justice who is perhaps the most conservative one on the Supreme Court. He's a god-fearing Bible thumping Christian (translate as "idiot" or "superstitious zealot") who voted against gay rights and frequently denounces abortion as "evil". Apparently very close friends with Dick Cheney, even going so far as to take a hunting trip with the man and later insisting to sit in on a trial of his claiming to be "impartial".
Much like Bill O'Reilly he frequently rambles and shouts and acts tough but as soon as he starts getting his ass handed to him like the moron he is he tries to shut them up. Most recently he fought to keep "under God" in the Pledge because this is a "nice wholesome Christian nation."

On a side note, there's a nifty little thing called The Fourth Amendment which guarantees a right to privacy so long as you're not doing anything "bad."
"Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Although according to Scalia, this doesn't apply to gay men because they're "sinful" and no justification is needed other than that.

The ninth is also worthy of notice:

"Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
by JFern May 14, 2004
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sicilian

By far the sexiest men in the world -- dark brown wavy hair, deep warm brown eyes, solid build, and true romantics. Their culture is rich, and they have strong family values. Find a good one, and you will be satisfied forever.
The most virile men are Sicilian men, who are gorgeous both inside and out.

(This coming from a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Norwegian girl!)
by l_Kristin_l June 8, 2005
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sicilian smile

Cutting a person ear to ear, making it look like a smile, originated by Sicilian mobsters to send a message
They gave Tony a Sicilian smile to tell the La Duca family to back down.
by Tom Schill December 9, 2008
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jay sicilia

A complete and utter boner. When photographed, it comes out darker than it should be.
Dude I just popped a really flacid jay sicilia.

Is that a pitched tent or are you jay sicilia?
by Christopher Robin August 1, 2006
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