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Legendary Monster of Olde, the Shyster is a gangly, pale monsters with long, rake-like claws, perfect for picking roaches out of the deepest of ash trays and picking dutch money out of your pockets. Some say the Shyster acts as a form of smoking karma, bad smoking habits and general shystiness invites the unpleasant visit of the shyster. Others believe he's the fifth rider of the apocalypse, but sold his horse for pot and got ditched by the rest of the riders, now he forever roams the earth in search of pot, disregarding all morals and ethics.
by Keeper of the Legend December 23, 2009
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Stephanie: Oh my God did you hear about what Nicole did with Justin?
Lacey: She prolly fucked him, that bitch is fucking shystie!
Lacey: She prolly fucked him, that bitch is fucking shystie!
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Lincoln: For sure, she's getting shystie wit it.
Lincoln: For sure, she's getting shystie wit it.
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