Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

swaternana

a delictable combination of strawberry, watermelon, and banana flavored objectiles.

ie. smoothies, condoms, etc.

Dru:"I dont know what kind of condoms to get...strawberry, watermelon, or banana flavored"
Nikki:"get them all bitch, we'll make SWATERNANA!"

by nxti January 28, 2006

shwaterproof

when your waterproof mascara washes away

my waterproof mascara washed away. it's so shwaterproof

by shshhshs June 30, 2017

shaterize

The act of an exploding poop into your underwear.

I just shaterized my drawers.

by D1ckles December 21, 2008

shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

by reddonkey November 22, 2009

Shwastery

A place in which you get "shwasted." Preferably from beer since part of the word is derived from brewery, a place of making beer. But other liquors are always invited.

Our apartment is formally named the Shwastery because we are often shwasted in it's presence.

by Copyright6232 February 26, 2011

Shlater Paperz

"See you later papers" (normally said with a Boston accent: "shlay-ta pap-as")

Given to individuals (or organizations) when they stop contributing anything meaningful to life.

Similar to getting served divorce papers or court summons, only for life.

What?!? You're still dating that sour puss?? I thought you sent her shlater paperz!

Tim Tebow is still trying to play football?? Why wont somebody send him his shlater paperz!!

by sarshinator April 8, 2013