Shrewsbury School

A rubbish school for low lifes

Do you like shrewsbury school- NO

by platypus100 November 29, 2018

Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.

Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."

by daklaaa March 20, 2024

Shrewsbury School

To describe a place that would be full of posh twats and bad grades.

I bet he goes to Shrewsbury School.

by #1 Shrewsbury School hater June 8, 2024

Martyn Shrewsbury

Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.

I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury

by Dai Pullen July 14, 2022

Shrewsburyism

Shrewsburyism's are Crazy words used by people from shrewsbury, in place of normal english. See dunna, tinna and mon

Jo: Alright mon?

Rob: Hi, are you coming out today?

Jo: It tinna very nice outside, I dunna wanna come out!

Rob: Hell jo you are full of shrewsburyism's

by Robert Leigh Adams December 1, 2006

Shrewburgoo

a white fluid secreted from the penis upon orgasm.
Also known as semen.

I just wanked it and got shrewburgoo all over my trousers.

by Max Bane August 17, 2009

Shrewsburyness

The residual warmth left on a seat by the previous occupant

I would sit down there but I have zutphenangst about the possible shrewsburyness left by that guy who just got up.

by Verrn July 31, 2016