shender

the act of going "all natural" unshowered or unkempt through your day. Usually occurs the morning after going out or staying up late and wearing a little extra cologne or perfume to cover up your scent.

Male: Wow, you look really good today, you smell great too(empty compliment)

Female: Thanks, i woke up late and had to go shender this morning.

by nabeelio May 10, 2008

spend a penny

to expel urine from one's body

Where's the bathroom? I really need to spend a penny!

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Spendin Cheese

Misheard musical lyric from Jay Z's Big Pimpin. Has no meaning. See spinning cheese for correct usage.

Did you just say spendin cheese? Cause the real phrase is spinning cheese.

by T&A Construction January 17, 2012

spendy

Expensive. More than I’m comfortable paying.

Spendy puts a smiley face on the grim reality that I’m broke.

The food there is yummy, but it’s kinda spendy.

by Mandingoe March 16, 2009

spendy

Expensive. More than I’m comfortable paying.

Spendy puts a smiley face on the grim reality that I’m broke.

It's a great restaurant, but the food is kinda spendy.

by Bruthzoo December 25, 2008

Don't spend it all in one place

Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.

Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."

by Don't spend it all at once May 28, 2014