shwasterd

shit faced, wasted, and plastered

that girl was so shwasterd last night she hooked up with 5 guys

by kiwi92 January 1, 2011

Shwater

Can be out in past tense as shwatered. Refers to a person who is taking a shit and the fecal matter that is in exocytosis of the rectum is 90% H20 (water) 10% unknown material (shit).

How you feeling buddy?

Oh man im feeling great!

Why?

I just shwatered!

by Titanium Balls December 31, 2013

Swalter

verb to leave early without people noticing.

Did he just swalter out for the day?

by RandoGuy4 January 8, 2021

Shoaler

A derogatory word/ racial slur that is used towards any living thing that lives in or near water. This includes mythical creatures like Ursula, King Neptune, and Percy Jackson

BRO! That shark almost bit my leg off, what a fucking Shoaler.

That Shoaler needs to go back to it's Shoaler daddy Poseidon.

by HunterCPR February 20, 2024