Dog and pony show

Banging a girl doggy style while aggressively pulling her hair back with one of your hands into an impromptu ponytail

She used to be a boring lay and only wanted to do it missionary. That was before I bent her over and gave her the old dog and pony show.

by MrDogAndPony March 3, 2014

Pony show

When people turn other people's best efforts into bullshit, it's not called disappointment to them.

Fuck a pony show.

by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020

dog and pony show

working to hard for something that aint worth shit

My roommate spent 3 hours preping for a date, he turned the damn thing into a dog and pony show

by Goodpancakes February 23, 2004

Pony Show

Dancing like a little bitch for a white hoe.
Then whippin yo salami stick out and slappin that bitch wit it.

Kelsey - "I want a Pony-Show, Trevor!"
Trevor - "No just let me finger you baby!"
Kelsey - "Fuck You, No Pony Show Equals No Pussy"
Trevor - "Okay then, drop a beat."

moaning/groaning continues with the music...

by Rovert Yr January 18, 2009

dog and pony show

when you get to a bar or club, and there is a line of yuppies down the block, and big black bouncers that won't let anyone in, and you have to piss so badly your bladder is going to rupture.

This is a real dog and pony show if i've ever seen one.

by Johhny Cockrane May 23, 2004

showpony

STUNNING BEAUTIFUL show pony takes my breath away............showpony

truely stunning showpony all that my eyes have seen....I lust for more showpony

by edgedwellers July 6, 2006

showpony

According to Stance Houchens, a dumb blonde with big boobs. There natural environment is trailer parks and skeezy bars such as Silverado.

Naw, she ain't no showpony.

by AgeyerMon July 21, 2011