Warning shot over the bow

When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)

Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

Shot of Liquor Face

a girl so ugly, your face reacts like when you take a shot of liquor.

Man, what'd I call that ugly bitch who worked here before? Oh yeah, Shot of Liquor Face! She's so ugly, your face cringes!

by mauwau February 25, 2009

Shot on iPhone

Another one of Apple's stupid marketing campaigns to try and justify to their customers why they should pay insane amounts for the same phone with an "s" behind the number.

Jack: Another one of these stupid "Shot on iPhone" commercials.

by Mr. Smeef August 2, 2016

Shot Out

When someone is shot out it means they are permanently mentally fried from doing too many drugs.

Damn.. I miss the old Cassie.. she’s so shot out now she can’t even hold a normal conversation..

by littleforestpeach January 11, 2020

A shot on the swings

Scottish phrase for intercourse. Indication that you want a shag. A plea for a ride.

After plying your partner with a right good bevvy: "Fancy a shot on the swings hen?

by Thistle Dubh August 18, 2009

Shot out of a cannon

Feeling pumped or hyped; energetic, wild-eyed and charged. Vernacular made popular by the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.

Roger: Man, after that hit of blow I'm feeling really shot out of a cannon.

Jose: You should try some of this Mexican meth I just got, holmes.

by crazy4honda January 23, 2010

shot of dat mizzouf

used to express a need for oral sex, head, mouth, good dome, brain, etc.

often used to achieve pleasure from females on da kool.

mainly used by males, especially jonathan' s and big mikee's

let me get a shot of dat mizzouf.

Get with the program it's only head.

gimme some of dat mouth.

by im da best July 27, 2009