shpants

to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.

that idiot is wearing shpants.

by ricky January 18, 2004

shpang

(n. adj. adv. v. prn.) Shpang: A word that can take on any gramatical form.

w00t! You shpanged em!
Dude, you stepped in a major pile of shpang!
My new car is shpangin'!

by Jordan Hubbard August 3, 2004

SHOPNESIA

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.

"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".

by El Cuni March 25, 2009

shpanks

thanks, usually said by teenage girls

Shpanks for the cookies.

by selkie grrrl November 7, 2011

shpance

One who plays too many video games and stands on a corner for his or her job shaking a sign.

"Look at him over there in his weenie costume with that obnoxious sign, he's such a shpance haha."

by kingofcrunk_queencarnage November 6, 2012

Shopaholic cybernaut

A person who does a lot of online shopping.

Josh may not frequent the mall but, he is a shopaholic cybernaut.

by country girl 2011 July 14, 2014

Shopaholic

1. A chick lit series by Sophie Kinsella
2. A person (usually a female) who is obsessed with shopping

Lizzie: How many clothes do you have?
Amy: A lot. But hey, it's my specialty. I am a shopaholic
Lizzie: You remind me of Dinah
Amy: Exactly

by Betty Jo October 20, 2018