The shoots

The simple union of the words shit and toot. The shoots are when one cannot control one's own bowel. The shoots can also be used to describe when one thinks they are going to toot, but then he or she actually shits his or her own pants.

Sam: "Where are you?"

Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."

by Crosby, ND, CJ March 17, 2012

Eats, Shoots and Leaves

A terrific book by Lynn Truss discussing the importance of grammar while simultaneously giving the basic rules of punctuation. Truss does so in an entertaining way, and she actually makes grammar... fun. (Yes, grammar made fun. Now close your mouth; people are starting to stare.)

If this sentence makes you cringe, then this is the book for you:

"The every day mans mind was blown away when he discovred grammer and it's importance in todays soicety."

"I just finished reading the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves... and MAN, was I entertained!"

Example based on one of Lynn Truss's (double posessive, yes, I realize this):

I just got back from the park. There was a sign that said, 'No Dogs Please.' This is in fact untrue. Many dogs DO please! You can't steriotype dogs into all of the same category! That's just wrong.

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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

by BATzerk September 10, 2006

eats, shoots and leaves

The title of an excellent book. It generally tells about the downfall of british language and punctuation and grammar, etc.
Below is the reason the book is called this. If you don't 'get' it, don't bother reading the book.

A panda walks into a cafe. He walks up to the waiter and orders a chicken sandwich. He eats it, then whips a pistol from somewhere in his fur. He fires two shots into the air, then makes his way to the door. Before he leaves, the waiter runs up to him shouting 'What ARE you doing?!' The panda looks fed up. He whipped out a badly punctuated nature book, then flicked it to the page about pandas. pointing to one part, he told the waiter to read.
The waiter read: 'Panda; eats, shoots and leaves'

by ShinShanShoob June 11, 2006

pico.shoots.good.content

a poggers person

1:hey bruh have you seen this cool person named pico.shoots.good.content
2:yea hes cool

by r.h.ms._.purple._.hat July 22, 2021

Pico.Shoots.Good.Content

The name of a god from mythology that shot people who were too good

Pico.Shoots.Good.Content the god from the sky murderer of people who were too good

by Pico.Shoots.Bad.Content July 22, 2021

da shoots

A bad case of diarrhea, where the sufferer can barely get off the stool before needing to get right back on.

Man, that #$*@ meatloaf gave my azz a major league case of da shoots.

by Ric Dog June 6, 2003

greedo shoots first

A phrase used to describe a change that is both pointless and bad. The phrase came from the edited scene in Star Wars Special Edition in which Greedo fires at Han Solo.

Have you played Conker: Live and Reloaded? Greedo shoots first a few times in it.

by Incarnadine256 July 12, 2006