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shofty

1. Dude i got go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes.
by D14P\P\/-/34 October 24, 2008
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Shelterbelt

The shittiest program ever written. Shelterbelt is a filtering proxy written by Twotrees that blocks every fucking thing on the Internet of any value whatsoever (even Bing and Google Mobile, and Bing is the default search provider on the entire network). It blocks most proxy sites (and if it doesn't, once you actually use the proxy, you're instantly suspended from the Internet and your activity and username are recorded and sent to the admin), but Ultrasurf and TOR work just fine when their proxy settings are configured correctly.
Student A: Hey, why don't you look that up on Bing?
Student B: *types keywords into IE search bar* DAMNIT! SHELTERBELT BLOCKED IT!
Student A: But how? It's the default search engine on our entire network?
Student B: Ask our network admin after preschool and his daily nap.
by AK47Jenks December 25, 2010
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shol'va

A word on the the fictional Goa'uld language from the miltary sci-fi TV franchise "Stargate". It is spoken by the alien race Goa'uld (the main antagonists in the first eight season of the series "Stargate SG-1") and their subjects and means both "traitor" and "heretic", since the Goa'uld are forcing all their subjects to worship them as gods.
You are Teal'c. The shol'va.
by Amina Koyim March 30, 2011
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Shalt

Shalt is a ship of Shu Kurenai and Valt Aoi from Beyblade Burst
Isn't Shalt great?
by posterolive2018 December 24, 2018
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shole is

Ghetto for "sure is."
by tn1211 March 20, 2016
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Shelton

A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but doesn't do much with them after that, attracts a lot of lames because deep down he really is one, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
That's some Shelton ish.
by Bill Arnsparger December 22, 2016
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sheltered girl syndrome

When a girl is so sheltered from anything sexual that she becomes a slut
Hey sue why did you become a slut?
Sue: Because my parents never let me experiment, and they made me have sheltered girl syndrome
by riot186 February 7, 2012
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