sheist/ sheisty

Suspicious; shady

Yo, he's lookin' sheisty. Keep an eye on him.

by G-G-G-Geisto April 16, 2003

sheisty

A lying, cheating, scamming, two-faced, son of a bitch who smiles in your face while completely gypping you out of your money.

A mechanic who sells you a car for $5,000 that breaks down in less than a week of buying it and refuses to take it back and refund the money then jacks you around for 3.5 months about fixing the damn thing, doesn't; he manages to get it running but his sheisty ass lied about it being the battery - when it is really the engine - so now you can only sell it to Carmax for $1,200. That is a sheisty motherfucker.

by fuckedbymechanicwithoutlube July 3, 2009

sheist/ sheisty

a shady individual that is quick to reach a means needed via trickery and dishonesty. A con-man.

There is a government regime that is infested by rich sheist/ sheisty individuals.

by manny gonzalez July 16, 2008

Shoenista

A word made up by Tv host Wendy Williams to describe women who love and buy waaaay to many fashionable shoes.

"Did you see the new Jimmy Choo platform patent leather stilettto thigh high boots?"

"I already bought them, you know im a shoenista"

by LalaSC December 15, 2009

sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.

D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.

by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010

Shoist

An adjective that describes a female who isn’t your first choice, but isn’t too ugly to not fuck.A girl that isn’t a slut, because she’s uglier than normal, but isn’t an abomination.She’s an average, decent girl with no personality just to be used for sexual gain.

If that girl isn’t shoist, I’m not making her moist.

Person 1: Bianca isn’t hot, but I’m still fuckin’.
Person 2: Yeah she’s pretty shoist, so I don’t blame you.

by Sappy Simpson June 7, 2018

Shopist

a shopist is when you are racist towards grocery shops or clothing shops.

person 1: i like Asda more than tesco
person 2: that’s so shopist

by AleenaRules!! May 12, 2019