Finger shoehorn

The act of using your fingers to put shoes on.

I had trouble getting my shoes on. I had to finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 January 14, 2024

Finger shoehorn

The act of using fingers to put your shoe on.

I had trouble putting my shoes on, so I did finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 February 03, 2024

Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

Dominican Shoehorn

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.

Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.

by Macdeez August 20, 2013

Shoehorn

When you are super-wasted and have to lead your semi-flaccid penis into a vagina with your pointer and middle fingers just like a shoehorn would fit your foot into a shoe.

Tommy: Bro, I barely got it in. She was so fuckin' hot! She needed it, but I was shitfaced as usual.
Kevin: So, you shoehorn'd her?
Tommy: Yes
Kevin: Creepy, Well?
Tommy: Well, that got it started. Still didn't perform. But, at the end of the day I can still say I fucked her. So...
Kevin: So who was it?
Tommy: You're mom!

by Carl Sackrider June 23, 2020

Shoehorn

Shoehorning is the act of using your mates cock to slide yours into the same hole of another person

Tom: Did you hear Sam wanted me to shoehorn with him and his girlfriend?
Harry: Wow! Who thinks of that kind of stuff?

by imad666 May 31, 2021

Shoehorn

Cute in a retro dorky way.

The bartender is a total shoehorn.

by Nerdium September 17, 2016