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Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.
Ah man did you see what happened to Jessica in that horror movie with that insane doctor? When she lost her bones she totally shlump(ed).
A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enoughbass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.
Lets goset off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.