a nickname used in israel for girls or young women who their natural beauty is exceptional. A person refered to as a Shlomit gur, is usually blessed with such grace that can stun you for an entire day.It is most commonly believed that This rare specie is one of natures greatest phenomenon. A Shlomit Gur can some times be spotted in librarys around the world due to their keen desire to learn, study and expand their genius minds.
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"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"
"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"
"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"
"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"
"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"
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Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.
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