(n) a fecal release that is incredibly disgusting due to its high quanitity of blood mixed with the shit, hense shlood.
(v) the act of taking a bloody shit
(v) the act of taking a bloody shit
1 (v): After eating 5 burritos and and entire jar of salsa, Joe shlooded all over the toilet at the office and left it for the janitor to clean up, pleased with his disgusting humor.
2 (n): Floyd quit his job as the night janitor when he went to clean a stall and walked in on the worst shlood he had ever seen.
2 (n): Floyd quit his job as the night janitor when he went to clean a stall and walked in on the worst shlood he had ever seen.
by Heywood D'jaBlome September 19, 2008
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a gatorade/vitamin watter bottle one melts a hole in the side and inserts a 4-5in long plastic tube in the melted hole. then one aquires a small metal cone (bowl). put another hole on the back of the bottle near the top. then you fill up the water bottle with very little water ( to much water, to big of bubbles). at this point, get a tupperware (not to big) and insert your favorite heral smoking plant (weed) and a appropriate ammount of spliff (rolling tobacco tastes the best) chop up the soulution with your favorite pair of sciccors. scoop the mixture into the metal cone and hit the shlade
be sure to hit very slowly or else the bottle will fill up to fast and you wont be able to clear it. smoke who bowl to your face, load it again and pass that shit.
average price for shlade 5-7$
gatorade bottle 1.50$
tubing 1.78-5$(depending on how much you buy
cone 1-2$
getting realllllly high priceless
a gatorade/vitamin watter bottle one melts a hole in the side and inserts a 4-5in long plastic tube in the melted hole. then one aquires a small metal cone (bowl). put another hole on the back of the bottle near the top. then you fill up the water bottle with very little water ( to much water, to big of bubbles). at this point, get a tupperware (not to big) and insert your favorite heral smoking plant (weed) and a appropriate ammount of spliff (rolling tobacco tastes the best) chop up the soulution with your favorite pair of sciccors. scoop the mixture into the metal cone and hit the shlade
be sure to hit very slowly or else the bottle will fill up to fast and you wont be able to clear it. smoke who bowl to your face, load it again and pass that shit.
average price for shlade 5-7$
gatorade bottle 1.50$
tubing 1.78-5$(depending on how much you buy
cone 1-2$
getting realllllly high priceless
yo we should go hit some shlades, they get you so stoned.
shit we need to go to ace hardware and a headshop to make a shlade to get really stoned
can also be called, the gado, a shlood, gatorade, shlooderado, shladeville, earl,
shit we need to go to ace hardware and a headshop to make a shlade to get really stoned
can also be called, the gado, a shlood, gatorade, shlooderado, shladeville, earl,
by smetude November 21, 2010
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Get the Shladies; Shlady mug.Very large penis beholder and many womans want to eat his extra large dick with their assholes. Everyone talks down on Shloak cuz they are jealous of his penis size.
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Get the Shloak mug.n. The man's first ejaculation during a sexual encounter, especially when he's receiving a blowjob. Characterized as being more forceful, more plentiful more gooey than subsequent loads. Often reported by the receiver to be the sweetest load of the bunch, therefore, preferred to be taken orally.
"When my boyfriend got back from his business trip, I just had to go down on him. After 2 weeks away, I couldn't believe the size of his spload!"
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