shrinkling

When a male's penis shrinks and wrinkles because of exposure to severe cold weather or water.

From the moment I got outside, I felt extreme shrinkling going on. There was no way I was going to take my pants off outside today.

by HotCarlCommish January 17, 2017

Shwrinkling

When you lose a lot of weight (e.g. via Ozempic) and your face and body starts to reveal all the wrinkles due to your age.

Boy Jeff sure has lost a lot of weight!
Yes, but you can see all his shwrinkling. Yuk.

by FishTweaker March 6, 2026

Shwrinkling

When you lose a lot of weight (e.g. via Ozempic) and your face and body starts to reveal all the wrinkles due to your age.

Boy Jeff sure has lost a lot of weight!
Yes, but you can see all his shwrinkling. Yuk.

by FishTweaker March 6, 2026

shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol

Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles

by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013

Sprinkling

The lightest form of rain according to washington

"Wait there's a difference between rain and sprinkling!?"

by A Washingtonian June 18, 2022

shringling

where ur laughing at someone of cringe because there being a weirdo over text call or in person

chris: "making weird faces and trying too be weird on call"
shannon: "man said ur doing them faces im shringling fam

by z4.trapzz August 4, 2022

norm-shinkling

When public servants are easily fooled by baseless conspiracy theories of voter fraud and engage in fascist attempts to undermine the most basic steps of the democratic process. Coined in the memory of Norman Shinkle, the GOP stooge on the Michigan Board of Canvassers who tried to disenfranchise millions of people at the behest of a president who had sour grapes that he lost.

Frank: "Did you see that Veronica won the election?"
Rachel: "Yeah she did, but there was some norm-shinkling at the election certification meeting. Monica from the losing side said that flying monkeys burned ballots and spit in the faces of the poll watchers, so none of our votes count anymore"
Frank: "Oh, that sucks"
Rachel: "Yeah I guess the social contract that made us a democracy broke down over nothing, too bad."
Frank: "All hail OneState!"

by recharge88888 November 23, 2020