shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

by Carmack C February 19, 2009

Shit Ton

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

by Ixit February 28, 2009

Shit ton

Meaning an excess of any one thing or group of said things which take up unnessary amounts of space.

Ryan has a shit ton of DSM parts at his house.

by LP November 29, 2004

shit-ton

An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.

"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"

by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 8, 2011

shit-ton

when you have or need alot of something.

i have a shit-ton of work to do today.

by boshk March 8, 2005

shit tons

a ton of shit; usually used to describe something in abundance; different way of saying shitload

Wow! Beer and ribs! That was shit tons of fun!

by Nene Fred July 7, 2006

shit-ton

Equivalent to 27.8 metric tonnes

"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."

by Patternalistic October 11, 2007