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Shim

ie- I was at the store the other day and the person who was helping me out was a shim. It had boobs but a buldge in the nether regions.
by kattoo13 November 29, 2007
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Shim Shim

A old chienese mans penis
holy shit man!
look at his shim shim, IT'S TINY!
by Pottie-smoker August 4, 2008
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Shimmed

The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up
Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!
by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013
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shim

1. a thin slip or wedge of metal, wood, etc., for driving into crevices, as between machine parts to compensate for wear, or beneath bedplates, large stones, etc., to level them.

2. A not-nice word for an androgynous looking person. See also: shemale.

3. A seattle based rock band.
1. You just loosen the mounting bolts and slip the shim between the axle and brake backing plate.

2. Wow, you know, I was about to call the person over there a shim, when I remembered that would be fucking mean of me.

3. The shim are my third favourite band.
by Coopface December 3, 2006
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shim

whooah look at that shim! its more manly than that one!
by kaitlin barnes November 30, 2004
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Shimmed

Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.
Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!
by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011
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shim

(n)-A person of anonymous or unconfirmed gender. Usually only applicable to people met online.
by Jon Zamboni August 3, 2005
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