clam shackled

the female equivalent of a "cock block".

I can't believe that girl just clam shackled me!

by Kim Campbell March 29, 2011

Shalacked

Destroyed, wrecked, and or taking a major L

Man bro I just got shalacked.

by Chris the furry July 21, 2018

Shplacked

The act by way of which a person is duped or finagled or shenaniganed out of their shiznit or given some severely cut or counterfeit substitute in its place

Phil said you got to be leery of these m************ out here you turn around for half a second and you end up shplacked

by Not Phillip February 27, 2021

Shlacked

When u dummy high in da basement.!$

Person: Damn I just popped the whole bag of edibles I’m shlacked.

by nmpntilii October 15, 2022

ass shackled

To be gay married.

Randal. It is time for me to cram my pork sword in your winking stinker! Oh how much I love to be ass shackled with you Greg!

by MyClam November 26, 2016

Meta-Shackled

That 5th time you get jailed by "the algorithm" for something that your mama would be proud of.

"My baby finally got Meta-Shackled. And they earned it to. LOVE YOU!"

by Bread of Corn November 25, 2021