Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

Shelbyann

She is a very chill person and cool with almost anything. She is also a very good listener. She's smart, beautiful, crazy, funny and chill. She will hide her feelings from you because she doesn't want to hurt you or make you feel down. Shelbyann's main goal in life is make everyone happy no matter there mood or well being. You never want to make her mad because she will make your life a living hell. She will also do anything for her friends so if you ever encounter a Shelbyann never let them go.

Person 1: Man, Shelbyann is so chill and funny.

Person 2: Yeah, I just love hanging out with her.

by DaddyDarkMatter June 12, 2018

shelbytized

Shelbytized is given to a woman who hypotises and becons the male labedo into a slow building frenzy until orgasmic satisfaction is extracted and feasted upon...

The act of bringing a males genitalia to the brink of spontaneous Combustion multiple times in a day until brought to a lovely shade of indigo...eyes of steal...she'll take your soul..enslave one's heart....the devil himself ,to possess her. He would have to play his part...innocence lost....but destiny found..not held by traditional restraints..her passion and drive knows no bounds...the perfect Bonnie in any adventure and surprisingly more useful than two hands and a bicycle. Can any one man earn or prove their worth. Comfort ,and courage. Dare to disapline animalistic urges and selfish possessions of her love...but if the quest is taken with patience humility and determination for the enlightenment towards the progress of the unit only an act of God can could or might try the immortal union of mortal souls.

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I was shelbytized last night when i lost two hours night the clock stopped still...I felt a presance my cock quivered still..breaking heals and seeking deals I touch myself often ..when I think I'm right..lefty holds me tight....and if I'm wrong to the beat of a different song the zip ties get yanked to tight....that's why as your friend and brother we will make it right...It's better than roofied. Ecstacy and Crack all in one..you've been Shelbytized

by DanTheImpailer September 7, 2022

Rapid Shelling

when a man has sex with a woman and releases his fluid. then takes it out and another man puts his shell (penis) into her and unloads in his fluid. this is supposed to happen many times.

i had a rapid shelling and it was alsome

by Mrr. Friend October 8, 2010

Shelbyville

a hicktown, in Shelby County Indiana. Also known as Shelbytucky.

"Man, your mom's aunt is also her cousin? That's messed up. Where are you from again??"

"Shelbyville."

"Shelbytucky, right. Hick."

by 9601041 November 11, 2009

shelling

Being unreasonable and having random emotional outbursts.

He's tired so he keeps changing plans, he's totally shelling.

by fishsburn August 22, 2019

Shelbyville

a band that will own your life after one listen. Amazing band members that just love to rock out under wooden awnings, and have amazing band t-shirts. a band that will excite the retarted and have cupcakes spell out their name.

Girl: hey did you ever hear shelbyville?

Boy: yes

Girl: what did you think?

Boy: they own my life now

by heytherekentucky September 23, 2009