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"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."
"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"
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"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"
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by LEGALISE_PIRACY March 7, 2022
Get the super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one mug.When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.
Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?
Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm
Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!
Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm
Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!
by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005
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Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward
by Geranimo October 3, 2007
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by bigbird90 May 13, 2005
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when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
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