Shalanda

The name Shalanda is very unique. There quite few people named shalanda. Some may be shy some may be VERY Freaky. Shalanda's have great taste in clothing but don't know it. Most shalanda's like staying on there phone all day and stay in bed doing nothing. All Shalanda's are beautiful inside and out. Shalanda's are VERY stubborn and a great best friend. To the boys out there.....if you ever find a Shalanda.... she's a keeper 😏😉

Boy 1: Who's that girl
Boy 2: Idk but she fineeee
Girl 1: *runs after shalanda* SHALANDA slow down

by Crackhead_L August 1, 2021

shayolanda

You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.✨🌟✨you are very pretty and out going...THE LIFE OF THE PARTY 🥳

Drink up Shayolanda`s in the building 😂

by Star Jenkins August 17, 2021

Shalanda

A boss bitch who takes shit from nobody and want for no nigga and she definitely a material girl ………..periodtttt❤️ 🔥

Wait your such a shalanda

by Nehemiah that bitch November 23, 2021

Shamalanian-twist

Whether during story telling or in real life, an unexpected circumstance alters the entire perception and view of the preceding events

Vanessa said she loved me, but in a shamalanian-twist, she got married to my best friend.

by Kid Cardashian April 25, 2023

Starialandarundrum

When something absolutely mind bending happens between two people.

That conversation I had with Gabriela was a Starialandarundrum

by NotTheRealGuy October 18, 2023