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Ben Shapiro

Some guy who is objectively inferior to Shen Bapiro.
by Inquisitive Walnut March 22, 2022
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Ben Shapiro

The part of the foreskin that is removed during a circumcision.
The Brit leaned forward and sucked up the ben shapiro completing the circumcision.
by Coolgoy September 20, 2021
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Ben Shapiro Curse

The anomaly that exists where Ben Shapiro has never voted for the winner of a presidential election.
Ben Shapiro just announced he voted Blank for president, i hope Blank doesnt fall to the Ben Shapiro Curse
by holy guacomole November 4, 2020
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Ben Shapiro

He will never lose his virginity, he’s a Ben Shapiro.
by A fellow Jew October 16, 2021
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Mark Shapiro

Biggest asshole in the MLB, the General Manager of the Cleveland Indians. He, Dolan, and Wedge have a thing going where they trade away all the top talent on the Indians for shitty pitchers and unproven, low pay, minor league players. Just to have more cash in their uncaring pockets. Does not care about the team or the fans of the Cleveland Indians.
Victor Martinez, who had spent his whole career with Cleveland, cried after being told by general manager Mark Shapiro that he been traded. Earlier in the day, with rumors of a deal heating up, his 4-year-old namesake asked his dad, "Are we still an Indian?"
by mbrad August 1, 2009
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Qanon Shapiro

Ben Shapiro's evil, dumber, and uglier twin brother Nick Fuentes. Legend has it Nick became jealous of Ben's success and transformed into a racist and holocaust denying jerkoff.
Person 1: Hey Bro, you know Nick Fuentes? Is he racist and antisemitic due to his small cock?

Person 2: I am sure he has a tiny penis, however, he is actually Ben Shapiros long lost evil jealous twin, Qanon Shapiro.
by ChuckDonkey December 28, 2022
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Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."

Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.

Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.
by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 11, 2006
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