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Hey shanks Bel Air is Never Coming twan
Shanks by PositiveRickRoss December 7, 2025

shanks pony 

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car
Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.

Shanks and Bigfoot

vb. to walk home according to the GLC
I lost all my money and couldn't afford a taxi so I had to Shanks and Bigfoot all the way!
Shanks and Bigfoot by Natalia December 1, 2004

shanks'd it

Abbreviation of Shank's Pony/ Shank's Mare. To "walk it" instead of some other mode of transport.

"Oh man I'm tired, I just shanks'd it from the other end of town."

"How did you get here, shanks'd it?"
shanks'd it by fal_ September 4, 2006

Shanks for the laughs 

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"
A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching

shanks mare 

mexican wheels idiom meaning to walk from old mexico
1,000 miles shanks mare and the stinking border patrol man stops me for WUI CUF ( walking under influnce & crawling under fence ). I much better off in gringo jail, nice bed, pot with handle (flush), internet, tecate, 1 ho each 5 hombre, una polo de salsa. I stay in your cuntry si.

PS amigos wtf I "huck my mare named shanks a 1,000 miles"
por favor amigos! big horse
shanks mare by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006