Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

by A-RodJSU May 9, 2006

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Skankasourus Rex

N. (whoreyous torious) a pasty trailor trash looking ho who hits on other peoples men/ often named Tori/not yet extinct but skinny enough to easily be mistaken for a fossil.

"did you find out who he cheated with?" "yeah, it was the Skankasourus Rex over there."

by LMFAO Productions January 27, 2010

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A Skankasaurus is a skank, but on a much greater scale. A Skankasaurus is the godzilla of all sluts. They are often involved in sexual intercourse with many people.

If a girl tells you she is not a skank, but just sexually active, or that she is not a slut anymore than a manwhore is. Then they are most definately trying to hide their skankasarusness. Samantha Jones from sex and the city is the perfect example of an elderly skankasaurus.

A skankasaurus is good for one thing only... SEX

A: OMG Georgie is such a slut, she had sex with eight guys last night including your boyfriend.

B: Im going to kill that Skankasaurus

by Fish Milk February 25, 2011

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Shankosaurus

one who can't hit a golfball in a straight line to save their life!

"FORE!"
"look where you're hittin that damn ball you shankosaurus! i'm in the freakin' parking lot!"

by junewho February 21, 2009

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Santasaurus

The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.

Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?

Rachel: No you dumb cow!

Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!

by hobosd August 7, 2009

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