Samoan Clock

To snap a boner and turn it like a clock.

'My girlfriend gave me a samoan clock last night. Now I can't fuck her for weeks!'

by Kinkyshitm8 March 31, 2015

byte shaman

A computer geek whose programming skills are far beyond ordinary; almost magical in a way.

Person 1: I have a virus on my computer that I can't get to go away.

Person 2: I'd take it to Dwight. He's a byte shaman when it comes to viruses.

by hurdlemaster13 January 27, 2010

shamancibor

to have a party with the homies

"that shamancibor we had the other night was the shit"

by ooncha April 29, 2004

shamaning

drug pilgrimage.

Beth: What's up Derek?
Derek: Not much. Just shamaning.

by Notderek April 14, 2011

Shaman juice

1. a juice created by wizards of great majic for the attraction of crack foxes

2. the power weilded by the great shamans of old; wizardry

"Shaman juice is a known attractant for sneaky crack foxes"

"boy, i sure could use some shaman juice to purge these demons from my innards!"

by VvVirusvV April 5, 2009

Shamona

Shamona is the word given for doing sexual acts with a person such a kissing etc It derives from the town of Longford in Ireland and even has its own season by the name of ‘Shamona Season’ where the person who does the most Shamona wins.

Brooklyn: Rah bro did you do Shamona with that girl
Kofi: Of course bro Shamona to the world and back !

by Don dada November 26, 2019

Samoan sauna

When you lay in a bathtub with the water running and proceed to shit, puke and piss at the same time.

I was so hung over, I had to take a samoan sauna.

by TheLambOfGod May 29, 2018