ShamWow

1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.

2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.

3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic

4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink

"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"

"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"

by VinceOffer March 31, 2009

Shamwowed

The act of getting ripped off.

I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.

by Hibbster July 29, 2011

Shamwower

A shower comprised of a damp Shamwow wrung out over someone's head.

Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!

by Darius_09 August 29, 2009

Shamwow (guyanese version)

The video that started it all! A video translation of the shamwow product in guyanese terms

Darshawn: Eh bai, come heh and see this

Rohan: Shamwow (guyanese version)? tha ting funny bai

by mikejan June 14, 2011

THE ShamWOW :)

The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.

Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)

by McFinklebottom November 2, 2010

ShamWOW'd

Punched
(This came from when the shamwow dude punched the prostitute)

You just got shamWOW'd!
I'm going to shamWOW you!

by Somethingstinks May 24, 2009

Shamwow'd

verb.

when a person gets so drunk that the only thing that could make them sober is to absorb the alcohol in their blood with a shamwow.

Matt got so shamwow'd that when the cops showed up he asked them to sign his case of Coors Light.

by auburndrivexo September 5, 2010