lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

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shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008

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saggared

When someone has chronic temporary/permenent memory loss about something in the/his/her past.

Intermittent memory loss.

Not able to remember childhood memories.

I totally forgot about Madhavan's character #saggared

She was #saggared wen it came to u.

I am saggared.

by drjustice March 6, 2019

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oven shagger

an oven shagger is someone (usually a boy) who has cheated on their girlfriend or treated her wrong. these people are called oven shaggers because they are so desperate for sex that they would probably shag an oven. that is not always the case though. girls can also call their boyfriends oven shaggers if the boyfriend chooses is xbox/playstation over you or doesn’t make enough effort with you. oven shaggers are usually skinny white boys who don’t know what they’re getting them self’s into when they get a girlfriend. you will usually find an oven shagger: cheating, being rude, and shagging ovens or other girls

he is such an oven shagger

by 05rachel April 15, 2020

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