Shmafe

A cigarette or anything else you smoke

Let’s go for a shmafe before Seder .
Can I get a shmafe?

by Mashpia_aviyah March 25, 2021

Shmathan

the evil twin nemesis of Benjamin Nathan

Yo Shmathan, let's burn, make nachos, and play COD 4!

by Dummying shit January 27, 2009

Shmango

Spanish for fart.

Child: I want to name my dog shmango!
Parent: What does shmango mean?
Child: Its spanish!
Parent: Spanish for what?!
Child:.......Fart
(actual convo with my parents when I was 4)

by Imhornyforhalloween July 20, 2017

Shmanks

Thank You for those bored with the stereotypical abreviation thnx or ty, or tnx. A non carbon copy word that is actually interesting.

hey i submitted it to urban dictionary.. shmanks

by i finally got a name February 28, 2010

shmammed

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

by ak123 September 25, 2004

Shmatty

Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Cum here shmatty ;)

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

Shmammel

when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel

Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!

by Shmammel September 14, 2021