Selena

Selena

Selena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.

If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.

One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.

Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!

#beautiful #kind #perfect #amazing #girlfriend #wife #amazing

I think I found the perfect one, Selena.

Andy: Selena looks amazing

Dan: Ik and I've got her for every second of my life :)

by TheLuckiestGuyInTheWorld! February 27, 2019

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Jay and Silent Bob

Jay-
Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck, noy snoy snoyge. One two, one-two-three-four, noy snoy snoyge. Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin Phatties, smokin blunts, who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts. Rollin blunts n smokin em.....
Pothead Teenager- Yo lemme get a nickel bag.....
Jay- Fifteen bucks, little man! Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me owe-me-o. My jungle Love! Yay-a, o-wee o-wee o. I think i wanna know ya, know ya, yeah. What?

Jay and Silent Bob are the shit.

by Tommyboy October 22, 2004

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silent facial mask rant

One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.

I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

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Running Silent

In nautical terminology Running Silent (also known as Silent Running) is defined as a standard operating procedure used by the crew on a submarine when they wish to become or remain as undetectable as possible.

Slang Term: The act by a person to either avoid complete detection or to minimize one's presence. To hide or be deceptive or sneaky.

Similar slang expressions are: Going Ghost, Hide and Seek, Under the Radar, Stealth Mode, Duck and Cover, On the Down-Low, etc.

Ever since I asked Damian about the money he owes me he's been running silent and avoiding me at every opportunity.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? April 30, 2019

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Gay silence

When people start talking about straight stuff and you’re totally gay but no one knows it even though you’d think it’d be pretty obvious by now so you’re just sitting there like yeah cool guys—it’s like an inside joke with yourself.

Practically invented by Jodie Foster

“What kind of fella would you like?”
*gay silence*

by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

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