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kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.
by mintyjjk May 7, 2018
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suweslide

The act I wanna do every time I wake up- the thing that makes me smile when i think of it - another word for " doing the sayori "
- hopefully My future -
I wanna do "suweslide" so bad...! Cuz i FUCKING HATE LIFEE !,!&÷&#&÷&÷&$&=
by Baka!! September 21, 2022
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Sewercide

When someone is found slumped over dead on the toilet hovering above their own bowel movement having been overcome by methane due to the lack of a courtesy flush, they have committed Sewercide.
Wade's death was ruled a Sewercide when his body was removed from the porcelain throne revealing a large and noxious fecal mass.
by Wadeoff Innair March 28, 2015
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i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em
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Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.
*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide
by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019
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Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.
by Darkheath September 6, 2021
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sewerside bomb

The act of dropping a godawful burst of bowel gas, typically while surrounded by a densely packed crowd and often in a captive environment, such as the London underground or a bus with standing room only.
1) I boarded the extremely busy train at Blackfriars on the circle line and after the doors shut, I deliberately detonated a sewerside bomb. It wasn't long before the harrowing consequences of my olfactory assault were visible on every disgusted face within a three metre radius.

2) Whilst standing on the bus the other day I had the irresistible urge to barf and it soon became evident that a despicable sewerside bomber was in our midst.
by Ontology Mustard May 2, 2016
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