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A television show consisting of extremely hairy birds, aliens, vegetables, humans, and other miscellaneous animals. Why everything is so god damn hairy beats me. Promotes extreme drug use, just take a look at the characters. Produced by morons on thirteen different chemical substances, it competes with Teletubbies for the #1 show to watch if you are a stoned college student/druggie.
Cookie Monster: OMG, GIMME THOSE FUCKING COOKIES NOW OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOU GAY BIRD *snort* OH GOD, TOO HIGH

Big Bird: HAHAHAH...ONE... TWO...A...G...Z...X...COCK

Elmo: HOLY SHIT GUYS! I THINK MY BALLS JUST EXPLODED...*puff*

Whoever made Sesame Street should be dragged out onto the street and shot with an AK47. You are teaching our youth to do drugs. Bastards.
by xer0syk0 July 28, 2006
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Generation X. People born between 1962 and 1975, for whom the original "Sesame Street" children's television program was invented. If during your childhood, the original version of "Sesame Street" was in its original run (i.e., not re-runs), and if you were of the correct age for it to be relevant to you, and to learn from it, you are a member of Generation X. If you were in childhood when "Sesame Street" was being re-run on PBS, or watched it on VHS or DVD, you are Generation Y. Despite his surprised claim to the contrary, pretending to not know what it means, Daily Show host Jon Stewart is a Generation X'er, as is his former senior correspondent, Stephen Colbert.

Claims that Generation Y and not Generation X gets "most of its news from" The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are not true. Generation Y prefers to get its news via online and text sources. Generation X, famously scornful of everything and distrustful of anything, is Daily Show's primary audience and shares its cynicism.

Similarly, if you can remember seeing Idi Amin Dada actually alive on television and are not over the age of fifty, you are a Generation X'er. If he was deposed and dead by the time you first heard about him, you are Generation Y. For those unsure, Idi Amin Dada was the 1970's version of Osama bin Laden and was reviled and feared in the media exactly as frequently as bin Laden is today. The difference between the two is, Dada was never an ally of the Bush Administration and was an actual threat to democracy somewhere (actually, Uganda).

Thirdly and finally, if you were around to see the premiere episode of "Saturday Night Live" in 1975 on NBC, and if you remember Jim Henson's muppets making frequent appearances on the show, and you are not over the age of fifty, you are indeed a Generation X'er.

This condition similarly applies to remembering the "Sesame Street" era when Oscar The Grouch was orange in color and Grover was brown.

If you remember these moments, you are a Generation X'er. Bert and Ernie, by the way, are not having sex with each other, and it was never suggested by Henson and Oz that they were. Contrary to popular opinion, men can actually live together and share a friendship as roommates. Gay men can also - "gasp" - be platonic friends. To assert that Ernie and Bert are not platonic is actually kind of an attack on male friendship... which DOES exist. Ernie and Bert were based on "The Odd Couple", a Neil Simon-penned play that became a hit television sensation similar in popularity during the late Sixties to "Sex and The City" during the aughties. Henson and Oz intended no gay innuendo in the characters, and today's preoccupation with the sexual activities of two children's show mascots is a sad commentary on the world we X'ers have to live in.

Viva X.
"I hate the term 'Generation X'. I prefer to be called 'The Sesame Street generation'. It's less trendy."
by Brandywine September 22, 2006
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This is a popular reggae dance created around 2004-05 by slain dancehall choreographer Father Bogle aka Mr. Wacky. It involves quick movements of the the hands and head from left to right in a swaying-type motion.
Me know seh him can do di sesame street.
by Will E October 29, 2006
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a game played by kids to see who can cum the fastest or last the longest with multiple partners.
i am going to play sesame street tonight with some real hot sluts.
by dirt ditchfield November 17, 2011
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a kiddie show on kqed. I watch it every morning
Sesame Street is so kool! but zoe kicks elmos butt. she should get her own damn world mini-show.. -shakes fist at computer-
by the evil sock lady November 18, 2004
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A fucked up show that preschoolers love.
I loved Sesame street when I was five.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
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a tv show for mature pre-schoolers who like the world they live in where whores walk the streets and pimps get all there money
i would like it to if it came on when i got out of school
by PlaydohMan April 25, 2004
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