by Aram A. February 24, 2008
Get the Tenderize the Meat mug.Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016
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by The Jack Rackham July 18, 2020
Get the Sentrize mug.To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.
Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"
Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."
Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"
"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."
Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"
"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
by ArdeGT February 23, 2008
Get the Tenderize mug.When a kid with an extremely greasy mullet and a trashe stache, sexually manipulate you to do odd sexual favors( ie: licking peanut butter off of your dick) when you are under the influence, or by means of cash.
Girl:This sucks, the whole schoolhates me.
Freind: Why?
Girl: Chris snyderized me last night while i was totally wasted! Don't tell anyone, but he made me shave his balls then eat whipped cream out of his asshole!
Freind: Why?
Girl: Chris snyderized me last night while i was totally wasted! Don't tell anyone, but he made me shave his balls then eat whipped cream out of his asshole!
by Kewie Bartheloumeo December 20, 2005
Get the Snyderized mug.A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.
Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!
by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010
Get the Michigan Meat Tenderizer mug.The process of destructive alteration of a mold or machine component (or any metallic object) that results in wreckage and hilarity. Assault and battery committed against any tool.
Poncho better cancel all of his appointments...we've got level 2 snyder-ization in Lil Erie.
A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.
A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.
by Gomez Sprinkles February 27, 2008
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