SEAGULLHORSE

A majestic creature native to the rainforests of papua new - guinea, the seagullhorse stands 8 meters tall at the shoulder and has the wingspan of a Boeing-747. Although once numerous, the seagullhorse has been ruthlessly hunted for its precious pelt and is dangerously close to extinction. Only through an international effort to save the seagullhorses' habitat can we hope to save this fantastic creature.

Eli: Hey, whats that over there? Next to that mudkipz?

Matt: I think thats a Lorax

Griffin: No, you're retarded. Thats obviously a SEAGULLHORSE*

*must be screamed at the top of your lungs)

by .Tårds. May 31, 2011

Seagullery

Exhibiting a distinct lack of care towards a negative situation. Behaving with reckless intent. Synonymous with tomfoolery, shenanigans etc.

Originating from a photograph taken of a seagull post falcon attack. The falcon had removed the neck of the seagull leaving only a bloodied spine. To which the seagull stood up and continued on as if its neck were still in place.

"Stop all this seagullery you lot!"

"I heard that he jumped off a bridge?"
"Yeah man, he was showing some serious seagullery that night."

by Lectins Toad September 12, 2013

seagull swallow

when a girl swallows a guy's load without closing her mouth.

Swallowing cum with her mouth open.

I watched as my gf did a seagull swallow in front of me! It was erotic.

by Don-x October 16, 2008

Seagullpocalypse

A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in an horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.

This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.

"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."

by Mallyx June 12, 2014

Seagull kingdom

Ruled by Simon the most superior and my child Nathaniel

Seagull kingdom is the most superior

by Seagulls in my kitchen sink October 28, 2019

Steven Seagull

The act of looting your teammates kills in PUBG and taking all the good stuff before your teammate arrived at there kill.

Steven Seagull -"Nice shot mate.."

Teammate -"Gee Thanks....wow they sure did not have any loot..."

Steven Seagull -"Yes....right....not loot found here..."

by ScubaPro August 8, 2019

screaming seagull

While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.

She loved that screaming seagull I gave her.

by Rawdog Rich September 1, 2008