Minnesota seasons

used when referring to the four seasons which apply only Minnesota: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.

dude, we're in Florida but there are Minnesota seasons.

by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006

Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

Sink Seasoning

Those few seconds when you eat over the sink because of your lack of energy to get a plate, then drop the food into the sink and "seasoning" it with all the germs within.

I just got sink seasoning after dropping my burger into the sink, yum!

by bababooeyinator December 19, 2020

seamonster

A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.

"I was so constipated the last few days, I finally birthed this huge seamonster."

by ColonGrl September 10, 2009

Ice cream seasons

When the girl or person you think is cute isn't old enough so you have to wait a few more ice cream seasons.

I'll give you a few more ice cream seasons.

by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020

Seamonster

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid

Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid

by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011

a change of seasons

A really incredible song by the band Dream Theater. This song stems a little over 23 minutes long and it is truly impressive. Even if you don't like the progressive rock genre you have to certainly appreciate the level of talent and professionalism that this song produces. The guitar and bass riffs, vocals, drums and keyboards are stunning and very interesting. An extremely impressive song...check it out.

A Change of Seasons by Dream Theater is amazing! You should listen to it!

Okay, i guess I have nothing to do for 23 minutes...

by Crimson Sunrise April 21, 2006