Seagull

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.

She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...

by jcb1218* November 28, 2013

Seagull Boss

This is a boss that flys in from a remote location, squaks allot, craps on everyone and leaves.

Man, I don't want to work for Fred, I heard he's a Seagull Boss!

by Too-Hottie January 14, 2012

Filthy seagull

A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load over his partner from a great height while making a "pakaah pakaah" noise similar to a seagull. Coined in Newquay July 2008.

I was being noshed off by your mum last night and just for shits and giggles I decided to perform a Filthy seagull and got her right in the eye.

by cockneydevil August 15, 2008

Seagull monobrow

Shooting ones load to join the eyebrows to form a monobrow in the shape of a seagull.

Did you hear kane gave a chick a seagull monobrow. What a legend.

by Enak’s mum June 1, 2015

Camp Seagull

1. a collection of extremly hott guys who are still cool enough to go to summer camp and be teased about it
2. where all the guys sail all day long
3.a place where its ok to go to meals without your shoes, but still have your shirt tucked in
4.were the formal atire consits of rainbow flip-flops, a popped pink collared shirt, a pair of the signiture seagull shorts, and a pair of croakies
5.where its cool to dance to beach music in a place called "The Cage"
6.where all the guys dream a girl named suzie seafarer and getting a knot in their swimband

seafarer girl 1- "who's that sexy guy in the boat?"(see Camp Seafarer

seafarer girl 2- " oh he goes to camp seagull"

by ssnash419 February 14, 2005

lesbian seagull

A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.

Come fly with me, lesbian seagull

by Jack August 3, 2004

Juicy seagull

When you fully submerge yourself into the ocean and run onto the sand and role in it covering yourself with sand. Then you run around stealing peoples food.

Dylan- I’m so hungry do you want to juicy seagull with me
Natasha- sure

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020