Seabiscuit

A *Seabiscuit* is high-spirited yet useless Jockey oriented worker at any and all horse stables.

Did anyone see *Seabiscuit*?

No, wasn't that a movie?

Yeah but it's our friend who comes to the stables each weekend when noones around to see and messes with the ponies

Oh, yeah that guy just peeves me but I'm to relaxed to bother reporting him

I would but I reckon he may actually have a clue about what he's doing

Both become friends with said useless and annoying Jockey type character

The end

by NunceBolger February 27, 2022

Seabiscuit

When a woman sits on a mans face and rides his mouth either via the pussy or arse or both

Girl: omg im taking him home and im gonna ride his face to the finish line like seabiscuit!!

Boy: damn she sat on my face and rode me like seabiscuit, i thought i was gonna suffocate!!

by Deeptoke2017 July 11, 2017

Seabiscuit

A turd floating in the ocean

I was swinging in the Atlantic. And I saw a turd. It was a Seabiscuit.

by bliggie December 27, 2020

Seabiscuit Racecar

When u do a favor for someone when it's implied that u are gonna get a happy ending for ur good deed

Jared did a Seabiscuit Racecar for Angie ehe he moved her camp for her

by Whyte Dub May 11, 2023

seabiscuited

Getting rode harder than seabisuit in the derby

Bro she seabiscuited me all night

by Frye baby October 05, 2017

seattle seabiscuit

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.

At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.

by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019