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Seasoned herb

Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.
Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?

Barry: Yeah man how much you need
by Faggotqueer April 14, 2017
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Seasoned Curlies

Whenever sperm gets on a pubic region.
When we were dirty dancing, I got seasoned curlies.
by CJ Natoli January 6, 2007
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seasoned breasts

origin: Jamaica, means female places her fingers in her vagina and then wipes it's juices on her breast so it can be licked off by partner.
Raul was sucking Jackie's seasoned breasts.
by islandman9 July 20, 2008
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seasoned bush pilot

statement refers to an older lesbian
Look at the two gals holding hands. Boy, I bet they are a couple of seasoned bush pilots.
by KIrby Miller November 23, 2007
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seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
by Swift2 August 5, 2012
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seasoned pussy

An older woman's vagina whose been very sexually active throughout life
That really friendly 55 yr old lady by the bar has some seasoned pussy.

The hot ass old women in those tight, tiny ass dresses by you, are seasoned pussy !
by boredom_at_best1116 November 16, 2017
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Seasoned ornithologist

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.
Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
by slashdotat April 8, 2010
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