Schmager

A sledder or ski bum. Usually from one province over and is a complete douche bag.
(pronounced: Sch-may-ger ..similar to smegma)

"You know it's winter when the town starts filling with schmagers."
"These fucking schmagers are dick cheesing all over our fresh powder!"
"Go back to Alberta! Fucking schmager."

by grosse_helga November 12, 2011

schmagel

Some one who knows they're crazy and tells them they're nuts.

A Schmagel would seek better working conditions for proto-Morlocks and protection of worker rights, but would summon the Uber-Morlocks to explain their theory.

by The Professor and nice boy February 7, 2014

schmaged

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.

Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.

by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015

Schmagelborfer

Unused curse word when you're around children or etc

Holy Schmagelborfer!! That hurt!

by JabroniAlmighty September 1, 2018

scumnge

Literally just a cum sponge

"yo bro I need to go pick up a new scumnge mines to old now"

by Based2332 October 24, 2023