A Marker failing a students coursework when the find the screw you effect quoted unnecessary or other smart ass terms.
Student X Coursework: "the results of the experiment may not be valid because of the the screw you effect"
Marker 1: What a douchebag FAIL
Marker 2: Student X clearly has not heard of the marker screw you effect
Marker 1: What a douchebag FAIL
Marker 2: Student X clearly has not heard of the marker screw you effect
by angrypsycho May 13, 2010
Get the the marker screw you effect mug.Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020
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Get the National Screw You Day mug."Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 6, 2010
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Get the Show you my screw mug.When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
Get the You could screw up a chinese parade mug.A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
by Cont78 July 25, 2011
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