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sweater stretchers

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011
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Scratchgasm

A feeling of EXTREME pleasure that occasionally occurs when a male sratches his balls. (generally some of the looser skin from the sack) The pleasure is equal to or greater than the pleasure of an orgasm.

WARNING:
This wonderful wave of pleasure usually results in a frantic scratching of the testicular region that leaves men red, chapped, and chafed. Stop scatching immediately after the scratchgasm for your own safety!
It's ok to scratch your nuts at work or school. You're a man, people expect it of you. But if you have a scratchgasm, try not to moan. That usually freaks people out.
by Joo ZipperDick July 7, 2008
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scritchers

another name for scratch cards used usually by hicks who always buy them.

also known as scritchums, scritchies
I gotta go down to the store to get me some scritchers!
by defense26 September 19, 2009
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Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:
Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"
by darkrave August 16, 2009
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scratched off

(Verb) To move away from a physical location or situation.
Clyde didn't like the way the conversation was headed, so he scratched off.
by ezwages August 12, 2006
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scratched his cheeks

When you shot someone with a gun and they survived.
"I thought you were gon' take care of that dude, Mike"
"Nah, I just scratched his cheeks"
by MC$uspect June 26, 2019
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head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.
Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!
by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011
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