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SCUMOSIS

The green shit you see in the gutter water
"Hey Mario, what is that green shit floating in the gutter water?" Oh... That's "SCUMOSIS" Brett!
by Rock Ferraro May 28, 2009
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Pubic scoliosis

A condition that affects the penis on certain individuals; an unnatural curvature in the penis;only affects males.

Can be caused by an improper circumcision.
The sex was good it's just that he has…pubic scoliosis.
by Bootyeater123 September 9, 2016
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Scrotosis

A disease found in the scrotum. Its very dangerous and can cause a lot of harm to the general scrotum area and in some cases it has been fatal. Symptoms include, itchy scrot, lack of BJ's give you a high risk of exposure. Also its a disease I just made up
"Stop scratching your scrot"

"I cant I have scrotosis"




"I have never got a BJ"

"You have scrotosis
by Curny September 26, 2005
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Scoliosis

Scoliosis is when your back is severely and mildly curved and it sadly can't be cured.
Rebecca is now mentally and physically disabled due to scoliosis and mental illnesses
by TimmyTommyTheFifth November 14, 2017
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scoliosis

Sideways curvature of the spine. This condition may occur from swerving the lane.
I think my back got scoliosis ‘cause I swerve the lane (skkrrrrrr)”
by wolfga January 28, 2018
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Scrotosis

Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.
Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"
by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010
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Scoliosis

1.) A lateral curvature, and sometimes rotation, of the spinal column. It is usually found in the thoracic vertebrae, and is more common in girls as they go through puberty. It can make the spine into a "C", or even "S" shape. Sometimes, it will require surgery or bracing, but most of the time, observation is all that is needed. It rarely gets worse after puberty ends.

2.) A reason to get invasive surgery, causing loads of pain and recovery time. (Only if a large curvature is present, or organ function is compromised.)

3.) A reason for teenage girls to post on Tumblr and Instagram, complaining about how bad their lives are, and how bad their health is. More often than not, these girls are the ones with >30 degree curves, with no long-standing complications. The people severely affected/suffering from long-term complications are usually not as bad about doing this.

4.) The reason why you had to endure painful, non-helpful physical therapy and bracing for much of your teenage years.

5.) A diagnosis many teens, male and female and inbetween, will pine for, so they can get out of gym.
Friend: I just came back from the doctor! Guess what!
Me: What happened?
Friend: I have a 12 degree curve! As long as I photoshop the numbers on the report and make it look like a 30 degree curve, I'm out of gym!
Me: *has severe rib malformations due to a 30 degree curve in my back, and a huge cyst in my spinal cord due to scoliosis in my neck*
Friend: Isn't that great?!?!?
Me: Shut the hell up, Jolie.
by ZebraFilly June 1, 2015
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